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♪♪

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[ Voice over ] HEY, I'M SADIE.

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MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH
ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CREATURES

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FROM BEST FRIENDS
TO IMPULSIVE BROTHERS.

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SOMEHOW WE
ALL FIT TOGETHER,

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NATURALLY.

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♪ IF I COULD CHOOSE
A WORLD FOR ME ♪

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♪ IT'D BE OPEN,
BIG AND FREE ♪

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♪ I'D PICK A PLACE
NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ NOT LIKE THE REST ♪

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♪ IT'D BE BEST ♪
♪ MY WORLD ♪

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♪ MY SPACE, MY FRIENDS ♪

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♪ I RUN TO YOU WHEN
NO ONE'S THERE ♪

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♪ NO ONE'S THERE ♪
♪ AND OTHERS STARE ♪

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♪ AND THERE WE'LL BE ♪

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♪ NATURALLY ♪

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THEY SAY THE APPLE DOESN'T
FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

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BUT SOMETIMES IT'S NICE
FOR THE APPLE TO ROLL AWAY

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AND SEE THE WORLD
ON ITS OWN.

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SADIE!

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JUST THE GAL
I WANTED TO SEE.

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IT'S THAT SPECIAL
TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.

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MR. LEVY'S
MINIATURES DAY?

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
BUT THAT CAN BE TRICKY

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WHEN THE TREE
KEEPS FOLLOWING IT.

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RIGHT, CAREER DAY.

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PARENTS COME TO SCHOOL AND TELL
US ALL ABOUT THEIR CAREERS.

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AND WE ASK QUESTIONS
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO
GO BACK TO CLASS.

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IT'S A GREAT WAY
TO INTRODUCE US KIDS
TO THE REAL WORLD...

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IN THEORY.

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IT'S TOMORROW.

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AND WE'RE STILL
WITHOUT A CANDIDATE.

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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
YOUR MOM MADE A VISIT?

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[ Horror movie ♪♪♪ ]

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[ Roaring of beast ]
[ Rumble of footsteps ]

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HELP!

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IT'S THE ATTACK
OF THE 50-FOOT MOM!

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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I THOUGHT JAKE'S
DAD WAS COMING.

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WELL, NOTHING
AGAINST MR. JONES,

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BUT I FEEL THE STUDENTS
ARE BETTER OFF

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NOT KNOWING WHAT
GOES INTO HOTDOGS.

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WELL, MY MOM MIGHT BLURT
OUT THAT INFORMATION TOO.

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YOU NEVER KNOW.

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OH, COME ON.

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YOU MUST HAVE HEARD
WHAT A HIT SHE WAS
IN HAL'S CLASS.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HUH! I SURE DID.

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HAL HID IN HIS ROOM
FOR A WEEK!

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NOPE. HE NEVER
MENTIONED IT.

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IT'D BE GREAT
TO HAVE HER AGAIN.

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WELL, I... I'D... I'D
LOVE TO BRING HER,

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BUT SHE'S REALLY
BUSY ON THIS...

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BOOK TOUR.

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OUT OF THE CITY.
IN THE YUKON.

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ONLY REACHABLE
BY DOG SLED.

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SORRY.

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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

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THE BEST ONES ARE
ALWAYS TOO BUSY.

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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
LIP AND HOOF MEAT, 101.

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EW.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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THANK YOU FOR
YOUR DONATIONS

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TO THE NEW
SCORE BOARD AUCTION.

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IF OUR BASKETBALL TEAM
EVER SCORES,

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YOU'LL SEE IT.

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HEY, RAIN.
IS THIS SPOT OKAY?

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SADIE HAWTHORNE'S
HAMSTER HEAVEN.

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SO HOW'S
THE TURNOUT?

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GREAT. WE GOT
A LOT OF BIG-
TICKET ITEMS.

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WE GOT, UH,
CLOG-DANCING LESSONS,

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PET DE-WORMING,

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AND MY DONATION,

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DINNER FOR TWO
AT THE WOW.

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ACTUALLY, IT'S...

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TWO FREE SODAS
AT THE WOW.

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WELL, THERE
IT IS, FOLKS.

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MORNING BREATH:
THE COMPLETE ANTHOLOGY.

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TOOK ALMOST AS LONG
TO BURN THE CDs

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AS IT DID TO
WRITE THE MUSIC.

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MOST MUSICIANS
WOULDN'T ADMIT THAT.

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YOU'VE GOT THE
MOST VALUABLE AUCTION
ITEM RIGHT HERE:

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HOW MUCH TO
NOT TELL MOM
ABOUT CAREER DAY?

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HAL, DON'T!
YOU KNOW HOW SHE...

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RELAX.

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NO ONE ELSE SHOULD
BEAR THAT HUMILIATION.

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WRITING IS A CHALLENGE
WHEN YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR LITTLE STINK FACTORY

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EVERY 20 MINUTES.

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[ Laughter ]

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BUT WE GOT
A RHYTHM DOWN,

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DIDN'T WE, HONEY?

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OH, MOMMY'S
SPECIAL LITTLE MAN
MOM, QUIT IT!

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WAS SUCH A LITTLE
STINK FACTORY.

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[ Shudder ]

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TO THIS DAY,
PEOPLE STILL CALL ME

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THE "STINK FACTORY".

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THAT NAME WILL
MAKE A COMEBACK

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WHEN PEOPLE HEAR
YOUR ANTHOLOGY.

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MORNING BREATH IS
GOING TO BRING IN

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WAY MORE MONEY THAN
YOUR RODENT ROADHOUSE.

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Margaret:
ALLOW ME TO
PRESENT TO YOU

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THE HIGHEST PROFILE
ITEM OF THE AUCTION:

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THE MARGARET BROWNING-LEVESQUE
TOTAL MAKEOVER!

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AS INTERN OF MITZI MONROE,

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I CAN TURN
ANY GEEK TO CHIC,

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GUARANTEED!

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NOW THERE'S SOME
FIERCE COMPETITION.

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SADLY, THE FIERCEST
THIS GYM HAS EVER SEEN.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
WAS I WRONG FOR NOT TELLING
MOM ABOUT CAREER DAY?

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IT'S JUST THAT
SHE CAN BE TOO...

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MOM-ISH.

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OOH!
NO... MOM!

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MOM. MOM!

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
NOT TELLING HER

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WAS THE BEST THING
FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.

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I DON'T FEEL
GUILTY AT ALL.

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SO TOMORROW'S
THE BIG DAY?

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OH, RIGHT.

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I MEANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THAT...

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YOU DON'T NEED
MY PERMISSION.

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I THINK IT'S GREAT YOU
GAVE UP YOUR HAMSTER'S
CAGE FOR THE AUCTION.

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OH, RIGHT.
THE AUCTION.

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WELL, WE ALL
HAVE TO CHIP IN.

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OR SHOULD THAT
BE WOOD CHIP IN?

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[ Chuckles ]
[ Sigh ]

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HAL!

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SADIE JUST UPGRADED TO
MALIBU HAMSTER MANSION.

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IT COMES WITH A CONVERTIBLE

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SHE CAN PUSH
THEM AROUND IN.

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AT LEAST I DIDN'T
JUST BURN SOME CDs.

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I BET YOU MY ANTHOLOGY
GETS 30 BUCKS.

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WHY, ARE THE
CDs RE-WRITABLE?

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I WISH YOUR HEAD
WAS RE-WRITABLE.

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WHY? YOURS
IS STILL BLANK.

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HEY, SADIE,
YOU TOLD MOM

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ABOUT CAREER DAY
TOMORROW, RIGHT?

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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YOU'RE HAVING A
CAREER DAY TOMORROW?

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OH! WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME?

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IT'S REALLY NOT
THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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AFTER ALL THE FUN HAL
AND I HAD LAST YEAR?
[ Giggling ]

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
STINK FACTORY?

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STINK FACTORY.
[ Squealing ]

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Y-Y-Y-YOU'VE JUST
BEEN SO BUSY LATELY.

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I DIDN'T WANT
TO BUG YOU.

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NONSENSE.

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I WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU.

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I JUST NEED TO THINK
OF A GOOD STORY TO TELL.

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I'M GOING TO GO AND
LOOK OVER MY JOURNALS.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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HAL!

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WHAT HAPPENED TO
ME NOT "BEARING
THAT HUMILIATION"?

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WELL, I THOUGHT
ABOUT IT

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AND FIGURED IT'S
DIFFERENT FOR YOU.

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SOCIALLY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO LOSE.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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NOBODY BID ON
MY HAMSTER CAGE.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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I CAN.

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AND THE CLOG-
DANCING LESSONS

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GO TO STUDENT 38-82
FOR $10.

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[ Tapping of shoes ]

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[ Applause ]

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WHEN IS SHE
GOING TO GET TO
THE GOOD STUFF?

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YOU MEAN MY COUPON?
MY MAKEOVER.

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Margaret:
THIS IS GOING TO
BE A TOTAL BOOST

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TO MY PORTFOLIO.
...GOES TO STUDENT 72-65

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FOR 2.50.

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YES!

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SAVED 50 CENTS.

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YOU BOUGHT
YOUR OWN DONATION?

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LAME.

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AND THE MORNING BREATH
ANTHOLOGY

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GOES TO STUDENT 98-18

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FOR $30.

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WE ALL KNOW
IT'S YOU, HAL.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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Ms. Mann:
AND FINALLY I'M
PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

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THE HIGHEST SELLING ITEM:

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MARGARET'S
TOTAL MAKEOVER.

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IT GOES TO STUDENT 31-41

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FOR $120.

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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THAT'S THE EQUATION
FOR YUMA!

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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IT'LL BE A PLEASURE
WORKING WITH YOU.

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PLEASURE'S
ALL MINE.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THIS IS BRUTAL.

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HI, EVERYONE, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MY MOM,

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THE TIME BOMB.

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SHE CAN GO OFF
ANY SECOND.

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HELLO, EVERYONE.

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MY NAME'S JEAN HAWTHORNE
AND I'M AN AUTHOR.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MAYBE NO ONE WILL
KNOW SHE'S MY MOM.

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ALTHOUGH SOME OF YOU
MAY KNOW ME AS SADIE'S MOM.

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HI, CUTIE!

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HUH! MOM, QUIT IT!

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MY FIELD CAN LEAD TO
SOME GREAT EXPERIENCES.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
PLEASE DON'T LET ONE
OF THEM BE DIAPERS.

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LIKE THE TIME I DID RESEARCH
FOR A BOOK ABOUT A CIRCUS.

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THIS HAPPENED LONG
BEFORE I HAD KIDS.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THAT'S A PLUS. HUH.

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IT TAUGHT ME TWO
VALUABLE LESSONS.

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FIRST, PEOPLE TELLING
THEIR LIFE STORIES

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WILL ALWAYS
EXAGGERATE BY 10%.

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AND, LADIES, IF YOU'RE
TALKING TO A MAN,

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EXPECT 25 TO 30.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
GO, MOM!
[ Laughter ]

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[ ♪♪♪ ]

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SO, NOT ONLY DID MY MOM
AVOID EMBARRASSING ME,

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SHE WAS A HUGE HIT!

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SHOULD I BE
RELIEVED OR...

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PROUD OF HER?

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SO...

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HOW ABOUT THIS
MOM OF YOURS?

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THERE HASN'T BEEN

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A BUZZ AROUND
THE SCHOOL LIKE
THIS SINCE...

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CURLY FRIES
WERE ADDED TO
THE CAFETERIA.

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OH, STOP IT.

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Sadie: [ Voice over ]
GO AHEAD, SADIE.
SOAK IT UP.

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I JUST LOVE SHOWING
OFF MY MOM.

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YAY, MOM!

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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
WE'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.

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Ms. Mann:
I JUST ASKED
YOUR MOM

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IF SHE'D LIKE TO
TEACH YOUR CREATIVE
WRITING UNIT.

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AND I SAID... YES!

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[ Laughing ]
WE'RE GOING
TO BE GOING TO
THE SAME SCHOOL!

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WE CAN DO
LUNCH TOGETHER,

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HIT THAT AEROBICS
CLASS IN THE GYM.

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HEY, MAYBE
SHARE A LOCKER!

233
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,473
B.F.F.!

234
00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,975
B.F.F.

235
00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:56,934
YES. YES!

236
00:07:57,018 --> 00:08:01,981
[ ♪♪♪ ]

237
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,735
[ Chatter on TV ]

238
00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,154
OH, ASIAGO APE,
WILL YOU EVER LEARN?

239
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,325
OW! WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE?

240
00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,993
TRY MOM AT SCHOOL.

241
00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:14,911
HEY, I HAD TO
GO THROUGH IT

242
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,079
AND YOU DON'T SEE ME
SUCKER-PILLOWING ANYONE.

243
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,123
WELL, THANKS TO YOU,
SHE'S GOING TO BE
WORKING THERE FULL-TIME.

244
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:20,208
HEY, THAT'S SWEET.

245
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,502
THIS IS THE PRANK
THAT KEEPS ON PRANKING.

246
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,629
HEY, SWEETIE.

247
00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,838
I'M GOING OVER
SOME LESSON PLANS

248
00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,090
IF YOU WANT TO
GET A HEAD START.

249
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,050
YEAH.

250
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,760
UM, MOM...

251
00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,012
ABOUT THAT, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

252
00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,055
ARE YOU KIDDING?

253
00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,681
I HAD SUCH A
GREAT TIME TODAY.

254
00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,682
WELL, THAT WAS
ONE LECTURE.

255
00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:37,642
THIS IS A MONTH.

256
00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:40,019
WE'RE GOING TO
NEED TO SET SOME
GROUND RULES.

257
00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,020
LIKE WHAT?

258
00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,897
OOH! IS THAT
A BLACK HEAD?

259
00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,148
LIKE THIS!

260
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,691
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WORKING AT MY SCHOOL,

261
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,068
YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO...

262
00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,110
BEHAVE PROPERLY.

263
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,111
[ Chuckle ]

264
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,072
WHO ARE YOU,
MY MOTHER?

265
00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,031
YEAH, SADIE, COME ON.

266
00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,074
SHOW YOUR MOTHER
SOME RESPECT.

267
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,159
SHE'S A TEACHER NOW.
THANKS, HAL.

268
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,827
I CAN GIVE YOU
A HEAD START TOO,
IF YOU WANT.

269
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:57,828
WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T THINK

270
00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,914
I'D JUST BE
TEACHING SADIE'S
CLASS, DID YOU?

271
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:09,966
[ ♪♪♪ ]

272
00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,592
I HAVE TO ADMIT

273
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,262
MY ATTIRE HAS LOST
ITS SPARK LATELY.

274
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,722
MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO MOVE ON TO
SOMETHING CLASSIER,

275
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,224
LIKE SLACKS
INSTEAD OF KHAKIS.

276
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,976
PLEASE, RON YUMA.

277
00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,562
LEAVE THE CONCEPTUALISING
UP TO THE PROFESSIONALS.

278
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,980
AND BY THE WAY,

279
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,565
SLACKS ARE
SOMETHING

280
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,275
YOUR UNCLE NOT-COOL
WOULD WEAR.

281
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,735
CLOTHES CAN BE
USED TO SAY THINGS
ABOUT PEOPLE.

282
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,737
FOR INSTANCE,
THIS HOODIE,

283
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,907
DESIGNER SUNGLASSES
AND VINTAGE LEATHER
JACKET SAY:

284
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,742
"RUGGED INTELLECTUAL

285
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,744
WHO APPRECIATES
CLASSIC ROCK."

286
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,745
INTERESTING,

287
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,206
BUT I'M DETECTING
A FEW FLAWS WITH
YOUR DESIGN.

288
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,374
SUCH AS?
WELL...

289
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,334
I'M NOT
EXACTLY RUGGED,

290
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,752
I DON'T LIKE ROCK,

291
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,921
AND WHILE I AM
INTELLECTUAL,

292
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,257
THESE SPECS
SEEM "FUNKY".

293
00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,092
I'M MORE SCIENTIFIC.

294
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,011
YES, BUT
"SCIENTIFIC"...

295
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,765
TRANSLATES
TO "GEEK-IFIC"

296
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,142
TO THE REST
OF THE WORLD.

297
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,852
TODAY I'M GOING TO FOCUS

298
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,854
ON THE MOST IMPORTANT
ASPECTS OF BEING A WRITER.

299
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,981
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
THE ONLY THING WORSE
THAN BEING EMBARRASSED

300
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,816
IS WAITING FOR
IT TO HAPPEN.

301
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,651
THE FIRST IS
THE THREE Rs:

302
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,945
READ, WRITE
AND REWRITE.

303
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,947
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HM. THAT WASN'T
TOO SHAMEFUL.

304
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,949
BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING

305
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,952
IS TO DRAW ON
LIFE EXPERIENCES.

306
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:20,911
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
HERE IT COMES.

307
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,165
LET'S SEE, WHAT WOULD
BE A GOOD EXAMPLE?

308
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,960
OH! HERE'S ONE BOTH
SADIE AND I SHARE.

309
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,920
HONEY, REMEMBER THE
TIME YOUR FATHER AND I

310
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,880
SHOWED UP TO
YOUR FIRST DATE?

311
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,007
MOM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE.

312
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,050
OH, SURE IT IS.

313
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,176
DON'T BE MODEST,
SWEETIE.

314
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,928
SADIE HAD STARTED
SEEING... BEN.

315
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,430
YOU ALL KNOW HIM, RIGHT?

316
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,057
WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE
THEY WERE ROMANTIC,

317
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,309
SO WHEN HER FATHER AND I
RAN INTO THEM AT THE WOW...

318
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,727
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
MOM, QUIT IT!

319
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,979
MOM, QUIT IT!
MOM, MOM, QUIT IT!

320
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,023
PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING,
JUST QUIT IT.

321
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,024
IT WAS SO
CUTE. HUH.

322
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:53,778
RAIN, SAY GOODBYE
TO THE RON YUMA
YOU ONCE KNEW,

323
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,447
AND GET READY FOR THE
NEXT "GQ" COVER BOY.

324
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,990
"GEEKS QUARTERLY"?
NO.

325
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,992
JUST WAIT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I PULLED THIS OFF!

326
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,119
HAH! NEITHER CAN I.

327
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,871
OH! HERE HE
COMES NOW!

328
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:13,923
[ ♪♪♪ ]

329
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,091
[ Scattered snickering ]

330
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:22,973
[ Grunting ]
[ Crashing ]

331
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,144
THIS ISN'T WORKING.

332
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,354
I CAN'T WALK
IN THESE HEELS.

333
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,355
THEY'RE SNEAKERS.

334
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,439
I'M USED TO LOAFERS.

335
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,817
THE PHYSICS OF
THESE AIR POCKETS
ARE UNPREDICTABLE.

336
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,859
PLUS...

337
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,278
PEOPLE DON'T SEEM
TO BE IMPRESSED.

338
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,155
THEY'RE JUST NOT USED
TO THE NEW YOU.

339
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,198
Rain:
I KNOW I'M NOT.

340
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,700
I DIDN'T EVEN
RECOGNIZE YOU...

341
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,701
UNTIL YOU FELL.

342
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,204
WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

343
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,038
HOW SHOULD
I KNOW?

344
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,998
THESE AREN'T EVEN
MY PRESCRIPTION.

345
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,750
WOW!

346
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,293
NICE DUDS,
RON YUMA!

347
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,921
ISN'T HE
THE CAT'S MEOW!

348
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,759
THAT'S IT. MARGARET!

349
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,136
I'M NO PROFESSIONAL, BUT...

350
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,139
WHEN YOU'RE CALLED
"THE CAT'S MEOW"
BY SOMEONE'S MOM,

351
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,891
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.

352
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,393
[ ♪♪♪ ]

353
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,145
AND AFTER MY
DATE STORY, SHE
TOLD EVERYONE

354
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,230
ABOUT THE TIME YOU
ATE THE FANCY SOAPS
IN THE BATHROOM.

355
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,565
WELL, THAT'LL EXPLAIN WHY

356
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,191
SOMEONE PUT THIS
IN MY LUNCH.

357
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,234
OOH.

358
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,444
D-DON'T EAT IT!

359
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,028
I WASN'T!

360
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,155
UH-OH.

361
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,990
BOGEY AT 6:00 O'CLOCK.

362
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,159
THIS SEAT TAKEN?

363
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,745
I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO SIT AT
THE COOL TABLE.

364
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,289
MOM, YOU KNOW
YOU CAN EAT IN THE
STAFF ROOM, RIGHT?

365
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,125
IT... IT'S QUIETER
AND SMELLS BETTER.

366
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,918
BUT THEN I COULDN'T
EAT WITH YOU GUYS.

367
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,880
OH, SADIE YOU'RE NOT
HAVING THAT, ARE YOU?

368
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,339
LET ME GET YOU
SOMETHING MORE
NUTRITIOUS.

369
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,466
MOM, QUIT IT!

370
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,633
HAL, CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?

371
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,802
Man: [ ON P.A. system ]
ATTENTION ALL
MATH CLUB MEMBERS.

372
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,262
YOUR MEETING WILL COMMENCE
IN THE RESOURCE CENTRE

373
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,555
IN FIVE MINUTES.

374
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,098
WELL, THAT'S ME!

375
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,311
OH, WAIT, HAL!
HAL, SWEETIE!

376
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,938
DO YOU HAVE ANY
DINNER PREFERENCES?

377
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,107
CHICKEN OR
NOODLE CABOODLE?

378
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,486
[ ♪♪♪ ]

379
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,029
CABOODLE.
GREAT!

380
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:05,993
[ ♪♪♪ ]

381
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,328
WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO
DO LUNCH IN THE MALL,

382
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,080
I THOUGHT WE'D
BE... EATING
AT SOME POINT.

383
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,208
THIS HAS GONE FROM
HOPELESS TO IMPOSSIBLE!

384
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,168
THE FOOD COURT IS
RIGHT OVER THERE.

385
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,544
I'M TALKING
ABOUT RON YUMA.

386
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,463
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO PACKAGE SOMETHING

387
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,173
IF IT DOESN'T FIT
IN A COOL PACKAGE?

388
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:22,051
RON YUMA NEEDS SERIOUS WRAPPING.

389
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,225
HI... RON YUMA.

390
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,811
READY FOR ROUND TWO?

391
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,437
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE,

392
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481
HEARING THIS FROM SOMEONE
I PAID TO HELP ME

393
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:36,857
OR...

394
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,234
HEARING THIS FROM
A... A FRIEND.

395
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,238
OHHHH!

396
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,322
I CAN'T TAKE
IT ANY MORE.

397
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,324
TODAY SHE TOLD
EVERYONE ABOUT MY
IMAGINARY FRIEND.

398
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,284
RIGHT, GEOFF.
DIDN'T HE MOVE AWAY

399
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,410
BECAUSE YOU TEASED
HIM TOO MUCH?

400
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,411
THAT'S BEHIND US NOW.

401
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,330
THE POINT IS, WE HAVE
TO GET RID OF MOM.

402
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,124
I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST WAIT IT OUT.
WHAT?

403
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,918
SHE TOLD EVERYONE
ABOUT TAKING YOU
UNDERWEAR SHOPPING.

404
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,169
EVEN I WOULDN'T
GO THERE.

405
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,295
I KNOW, BUT SHE'S
LOVING IT HERE.

406
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,505
WE SHOULD JUST
LET HER BE HAPPY.

407
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,589
IT'S NOT GOING
TO LAST FOREVER.

408
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,550
[ Exhaling ]
I GUESS.

409
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,176
I MEAN,
SHE'S ALREADY
EMBARRASSED US.

410
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,928
WHAT'S THE WORST
SHE COULD DO,
EMBARRASS US MORE?

411
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,929
[ Chuckling ]

412
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,180
SO, YOU KNOW,

413
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,348
IN ORDER TO
STUDY CONFLICT,

414
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,225
YOU NEED TO GET
RIGHT TO THE ROOTS.

415
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,353
SO TODAY WE'RE
GOING TO WATCH
BABY HAL AND SADIE

416
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,022
FIGHTING OVER
A RUBBER DUCKY
IN THE BATHTUB.

417
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,357
[ Laughing ]
IT'S A CLASSIC.

418
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,276
SHE'S GOING DOWN.
MMM-HMM.

419
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,030
[ ♪♪♪ ]

420
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,365
OKAY, SO HERE'S
THE PLAN.

421
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,242
HAL, WE CAN'T TAR
AND FEATHER MOM!

422
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,493
AND WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND A SHARK

423
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,036
THAT SHOOTS FIRE
OUT OF ITS MOUTH?

424
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,538
I DON'T SEE YOU
COMING UP WITH
ANY IDEAS.

425
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,248
THIS IS DELICATE.

426
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,916
WE CAN'T GET HER
FIRED OR ANYTHING.

427
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,127
WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE
SCHOOL LESS DESIRABLE.

428
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,295
LOOK, THAT'S IT!

429
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,046
IF MOM'S GOING TO
EMBARRASS US IN PUBLIC

430
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,339
BY TREATING
US LIKE KIDS,

431
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,132
WE CAN EMBARRASS
HER BY...

432
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,384
BY TREATING HER LIKE
A MOM IN PUBLIC.

433
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,595
WE'LL HOUND HER LIKE
A PAIR OF TODDLERS
ON A SUGAR HIGH!

434
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,221
HAL, THIS IS
BRILLIANT.

435
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,098
IF MOM WANTS TO BE
AROUND HER CHILDREN,

436
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,267
WE'LL SHOW HER WHAT A
HANDFUL "CHILDREN" CAN BE.

437
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,394
ALL CHILDISH NAGGING
TO THE FRONT LINE.

438
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,353
PREPARE TO ANNOY!

439
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,314
LET'S MAKE 'EM WISH
THEY'D NEVER GIVEN BIRTH.

440
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,483
NOW, THERE IS ONE
DOWNSIDE TO THIS.

441
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,651
THIS IS PROBABLY
GOING TO MEAN

442
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,695
A LOT MORE SHORT-TERM
EMBARRASSMENT.

443
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,114
COMPARED TO
MOMMA J. BLIGE
BREAKIN' IT DOWN
IN CLASS,

444
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,198
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

445
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:13,412
[ ♪♪♪ ]

446
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,247
H-HI, RON YUMA.

447
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,417
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

448
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,668
JUST MAKING
A DELIVERY.

449
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,004
CONSIDER
YOURSELF SERVED.

450
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,005
WHAT?

451
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:23,881
IT'S A SUMMONS.

452
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,008
I DIDN'T GET
THE NEW LOOK
I WAS GUARANTEED

453
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,968
AND I'M DEMANDING
ALL OF MY MONEY BACK,

454
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,386
PLUS DAMAGES.

455
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,679
BUT IT WENT
TO CHARITY.

456
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,222
TELL IT
TO THE JUDGE.

457
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,724
[ Gasp ]

458
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,517
I'M... I'M SORRY
FOR WHAT I SAID.

459
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,562
I WAS JUST FRUSTRATED
BECAUSE I DID A BAD JOB.

460
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,397
IF YOU'RE
GOING TO SUE ME,

461
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,191
YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
LOOK GOOD IN COURT.

462
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,486
PLEASE!

463
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,196
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

464
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,158
WELL, EXPERIMENTS
ARE RARELY SUCCESSFUL

465
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,451
ON THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT.

466
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,161
SO?

467
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,413
WANT TO GIVE IT
ANOTHER WHIRL?

468
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,582
DO PROTONS WHIRL
ELECTRONS?

469
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,502
I'LL ASSUME
THAT'S A YES.

470
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,629
HOW'S YOUR VOICE?
WHINY.

471
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,005
PRIDE?
SWALLOWED.

472
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,215
TEMPERAMENT?
ANNOYING.
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.

473
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,552
A NOVEL IS THE ULTIMATE
LITERARY ADVENTURE.

474
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,096
[ Whining ]
MO-OM!

475
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,140
HAVE YOU SEEN MY
GREEN BACKPACK?

476
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,475
HONEY, I'M IN THE
MIDDLE OF A CLASS.

477
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,352
BUT IT HAS THE
PERMISSION SLIP
YOU SIGNED

478
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,770
AND I NEED IT
RIGHT NOW!

479
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,313
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS.

480
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,023
WELL THEN, CAN YOU
SIGN THIS ONE?

481
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,401
IF I DON'T HAND IT
IN NOW, I CAN'T GO
ON THE FIELD TRIP.

482
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,735
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

483
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,407
THANKS, MOM.
[ Nervous laugh ]

484
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,574
BYE, MOM.
I LOVE YOU!

485
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,326
BYE, BYE-BYE
BYE BYE BYE.
BYE, MOMMY.

486
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,828
WELL DONE.
NOW IT'S MY TURN.

487
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,080
ARE YOU SURE THIS
ISN'T GOING TO BE
TOO HUMILIATING?

488
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,790
HEY,

489
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,041
GO BIG OR GO HOME.

490
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,084
PARAGRAPHS ARE...
MOM!

491
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669
THE TOILET
WAS MAKING THAT
WEIRD NOISE AGAIN!

492
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,670
LIKE...
[ Slurping ]

493
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,838
LIKE THAT.

494
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,548
YOU WERE THE LAST
ONE IN THERE. WHAT
THE HECK DID YOU DO?

495
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,841
[ Laughter ]
NO, LIKE, WHAT...

496
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,800
WHAT DID YOU DO?
[ Slurping ]

497
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,511
IT'S PROBABLY
FLOODING THE HOUSE
AS WE SPEAK!

498
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,096
I PROMISE,
THIS TIME YOUR
LOOK WILL SAY

499
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,514
WHAT RON YUMA'S
ALL ABOUT.

500
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,516
WHAT ARE YOU
INTO, ANYWAY?

501
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,351
I HAVE A VARIETY
OF INTERESTS.

502
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,103
I SPEND A LOT
OF TIME READING,

503
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,105
BUT I DO ENJOY
THE ODD NATURE HIKE.

504
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,815
BAGGY KHAKIS IT IS.

505
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,775
AS FOR MUSICAL
PREFERENCES,

506
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,361
I ENJOY BARBERSHOP
AND DIXIELAND JAZZ.

507
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,780
ONE BRIGHT DRESS
SHIRT, COMING UP.

508
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,699
AND AS I SAID BEFORE,

509
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,576
I'M VERY FOND
OF SCIENCE.

510
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,119
YOUR GLASSES
ARE PERFECT.

511
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,495
READY TO
GIVE IT A SHOT?

512
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,830
ONE LAST THING.

513
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,082
I KNOW IT MIGHT
SOUND KIND OF STRANGE,

514
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,584
BUT I DON'T WANT
ANYBODY TO THINK

515
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,210
I WORRY ABOUT
MY APPEARANCE.

516
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,546
NO PROBLEM.
HEH-HEH.

517
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,423
WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE UNTUCKED LOOK.

518
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,383
LET'S CHANGE.

519
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,259
[ Sigh ]
THIS MORNING

520
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,053
I VOLUNTEERED MOM TO
COME ON A FIELD TRIP.

521
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,095
AWESOME.

522
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:35,888
I PLAYED CARDS
IN THE STAFF ROOM

523
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,681
AND SAID I HAD
MOM'S PERMISSION.

524
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,725
MS. MANN ALMOST GAVE HER
A TASK COMPLETION SLIP!

525
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,893
[ Chortling ]

526
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,603
[ Sigh ]
UH-H...

527
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,604
UH, H-HEY, MOM.

528
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,813
UH, HOW WAS YOUR
DAY AT WORK?

529
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,690
FELT LIKE I WAS
DOING DOUBLE DUTY

530
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,317
WITH YOU TWO RASCALS.

531
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,485
HEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE A TEACHER,

532
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,069
BUT YOU'RE
STILL OUR MOM.

533
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,029
Sadie andamp;amp; Hal:
[ Nervous chuckling ]

534
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,531
AND HERE I THOUGHT
YOU TWO WERE ALL GROWN UP.

535
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,658
IT'S NICE THAT I STILL
GET TO BE A MOM.

536
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,119
HEY! TOMORROW WE
SHOULD ALL WEAR OUR
FAMILY PHOTO T-SHIRTS!

537
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,412
YES!

538
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,498
[ Nervous laughter ]

539
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,707
DID WE JUST MAKE
THINGS WORSE?

540
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,750
LOOK, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO DO.

541
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,834
YOU DON'T MEAN...

542
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,545
IT'S TIME TO PULL
OUT THE BIG GUNS.

543
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,256
[ Beeps of dialling ]

544
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,592
SO, WE'VE ALREADY COVERED
A LOT OF POINTS ALREADY.

545
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,760
PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE,

546
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,887
DIALOGUE AND
INTERESTING CHARACTERS.

547
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,099
NOW, TODAY I'D LIKE
TO FOCUS ON MORE
LIFE EXPERIENCES.

548
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,601
[ Clearing of throat ]
I...

549
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,146
SWEETIE, REMEMBER OUR
"NO INTERRUPTING" RULE?

550
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,273
OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT,
MRS. HAWTHORNE.

551
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,400
BUT I BROUGHT
THE PERFECT PERSON

552
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,819
TO TALK ABOUT
LIFE EXPERIENCES.

553
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,403
OH, UH, ISN'T
THAT SOMETHING

554
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,114
YOU SHOULD HAVE TALKED
TO ME ABOUT FIRST?

555
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,825
TRUST ME,
THIS PERSON IS GREAT.

556
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,410
EVERYONE, I'D
LIKE YOU TO MEET

557
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,246
MY GRANDMOTHER.

558
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,501
YOU CAN ALL
CALL ME GRAMMY.

559
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,919
[ Horror movie ♪♪♪ ]

560
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,962
MOM?

561
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,463
HI, SWEETIE.

562
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,884
[ ♪♪♪ ]

563
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,845
AND IF YOU THINK
HAVING KIDS IS TOUGH,

564
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,681
JUST WAIT UNTIL
YOUR KIDS HAVE KIDS.

565
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,350
ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT'S LIKE HAVING A
DEMANDING FIVE-YEAR-OLD.

566
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,852
"MOM! CAN WE BABY-SIT?"

567
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,770
"MOM, CAN YOU
GO SHOPPING?"

568
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,771
"MOM...!"
MOM...

569
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,482
MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE
ON TO SOMETHING ELSE?

570
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,817
UH, WHAT?

571
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,860
THAT WAS A
GOOD STORY.

572
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,653
I WAS THINKING...

573
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,572
YOU COULD TALK
ABOUT YOUR CAREER.

574
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:18,949
SHE JUST DOESN'T
WANT ME TO TALK

575
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,285
ABOUT THE TIME SHE'D
SPLIT HER PANTS.
[ Laughter ]

576
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,537
MOM!
OKAY, OKAY, CAREERS.

577
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,622
HEY, DID JEANIE
EVER TELL YOU

578
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,915
ABOUT THE TIME SHE
WANTED TO BE A COWGIRL?

579
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,876
[ Laughter ]

580
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,711
I MUST HAVE
BEEN FIVE.

581
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,255
OH, PISH-POSH,
YOU WERE 14!

582
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,131
I EVEN BROUGHT A PHOTO.

583
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,757
OH, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S NECESSARY.

584
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,259
I THINK IT IS.

585
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,427
OH, IT'S TOO ADORABLE
NOT TO SHOW THEM.

586
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,471
[ ♪♪♪ ]

587
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,515
[ Laughter ]

588
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,352
MOM, QUIT IT!

589
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:53,567
[ ♪♪♪ ]

590
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,235
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
JACKPOT.

591
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,573
RAIN, IF YOU
COULDN'T RECOGNIZE
RON LAST TIME,

592
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,908
THIS TIME YOU'RE
IN FOR A SHOCK.

593
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,201
IS THIS HIM?

594
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,827
NO!
HOW ABOUT HIM?

595
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,038
NO.

596
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,623
HERE HE COMES NOW!

597
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,959
♪ EVERY TIME
IT GETS EASY ♪

598
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,921
♪ SHE SMASHES CRYSTAL
ON THE PAVEMENT ♪

599
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,048
♪ I'M SCREAMIN' SO LOUD ♪

600
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,258
♪ WHO NEEDS TO KNOW
WHOA-OH-OH ♪

601
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,761
♪ IS IT STARTING TO SHOW... ♪

602
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,887
MARGARET.

603
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,264
THANKS ONCE AGAIN
FOR YOUR EXPERTISE.

604
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,349
IT WAS WORTH
EVERY CENT.

605
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,808
IT WAS ALL YOU.

606
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,228
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,

607
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,230
THE YUMA
HAS A DATE.

608
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,648
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

609
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:36,401
[ ♪♪♪ ]

610
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,904
IT'S AMAZING
WHAT UNTUCKING
A SHIRT WILL DO.

611
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,739
HUH. THAT WASN'T IT.

612
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,408
RON YUMA DIDN'T NEED
A CHANGE ON THE OUTSIDE,

613
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,493
HE JUST...

614
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,495
NEEDED TO FEEL BETTER
ON THE INSIDE.

615
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,455
BUT YES,
UNTUCKING HELPS.

616
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,916
♪ LITTLE RUN-AROUND,
CAN YOU LET ME IN ♪

617
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,793
♪ AND I WILL BRING IT
LIVE TO YOU ♪

618
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,712
♪ AND ALL THAT I CAN DO
IS JUST SIT SOMEWHERE ♪

619
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,673
♪ BACK HERE ♪

620
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,508
♪ AND EVERY TIME IT... ♪

621
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,010
THAT RON YUMA
IS LOOKING
EVEN HUNKIER.

622
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,513
MOM, QUIT IT!

623
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,806
OKAY, YOU WIN.

624
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,307
I'M SORRY I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.

625
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,476
I CAN'T HELP IT,
I'M YOUR MOTHER.

626
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,770
YEAH, AND NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO HAVE ONE AT SCHOOL.

627
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,272
UH, I WASN'T AS BAD
AS GRAMMY, WAS I?

628
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,941
SORRY.

629
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:16,984
IT MUST BE IN
THE "JEANS".

630
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,069
GET IT?
OH-HO-HO!

631
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,446
I CAN'T WAIT TILL
YOU MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT
AROUND YOUR DAUGHTER.

632
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,284
I PROMISE THIS WILL
BE MY LAST WEEK.

633
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,410
THANKS, MOM.

634
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,328
AND FOR THE RECORD,
YOU REALLY WERE
A GOOD TEACHER,

635
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,830
FOR EVERY
OTHER KID.

636
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,707
AND YOU'D BE GREAT
AT ANY SCHOOL...

637
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,791
JUST NOT MINE.

638
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,042
WELL, WHERE'S
THE FUN IN THAT?

639
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,420
Sadie: [ Voice over ]
I'LL PROBABLY NEVER
WANT MY MOM TO STOP

640
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,089
BEING A MOM ALTOGETHER,
JUST IN SMALLER DOSES.

641
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,966
AND SOMETIMES
THE BEST MEDICINE

642
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,342
IS A TASTE
OF YOUR OWN.

643
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,385
AM I GOING
TO GET A LIFT

644
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,886
OR DO I HAVE TO
CALL ANOTHER CAB?

645
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,804
I'M COMING!

646
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,597
I CARRIED YOU AROUND
FOR NINE MONTHS.

647
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,057
QUIT IT.
QUIT IT.

648
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:50,809
Both:
[ Chuckling ]

649
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,395
♪ WHO NEEDS TO KNOW
WHOA-OH-OH ♪

650
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,605
♪ IS IT STARTING
TO SHOW... ♪